Sunday, June 22, 2008
its been quite awhile since i updated.
psst, i have yet to complete my zhuowen or jian bao.
and have only read till page 152 of the book(253pages)
learnt 10/20 yan yu.
um not even read through the zi xi shit yet.
unable to draft the eng compo because my brain is not functioning normally
(anyway how the fck can i help someone with $1k in a creative way)
my points(+ youjin ones)
1)give it to some random beggar on the streets
2)use it to build a blah/sheesh/bleh(1k cant do that apparently)
3)buy insurance, proceeds to kill self, money goes to charity. YIPEE
4)start an organisation(NOT ENOUGH CAPITAL)
last but not least,
ms trina says we the way we help them must make THEM 'scream' life is great.
wow.
giving it to a random beggar would most certainly work.
trust me.
THATS MY BUCKET LIST;D
according to youjin, a bucket list is something u would have liked to achieve before dying/or what u want to do before dying.
DEBO WASNT IN SCHOOL!
omfg
have i mention i am sitting beside keng teck
shoooooooooooot me
oh wait i cant say anything more for this or the teachers are gonna have me up for cyber bullying
oh wow
scary.
shall touch up on that later;D
back to the bucket list.
15 points each;D
youjin has one pretty interesting shit on her list: swim in money.
yj:dont u want to do that
anzu:um, no?
yj:why? but i really really wanna swim in money before i die
anzu:oh right. swimming.
on my list;D
1)spend at least 5000 in making myself look pretty
THIS IS HILARIOUS. since its the first point, i decided to make it random and dumb;D
2)touched at least 250 kinds of animals i like/love like hell
this is pretty dumb too. but .. since im already gonna die, who cares, right(;
3)completed my will
duh. i would not want my stuff/money going to some teddy bear of mine.
4)done more than a million good things in my entire life
i guess that have already been accomplished, considering the fact that im such a freaking nice person
5)donate at least half of my fortune to charity(3/4 of it to animal societies)
i should give 'em all to animal societies. i hate humans
i suppose the other half would go to my parents/bro if they are still alive.
if not, they go to organisations saving the planet;D
6)GONE TO THE MOON;D
7)travel to las vegas & new york city
to breathe in all the bad air and all the nicenice money smell
8)watched a damn freaky/scary movie without closing/covering my eyes at all
gosh how am i gonna do that
9)take a trip in genting's haunted house, alone.
or any other haunted house;D
10)eaten an insect
eww. ants not counted
11)shop till i literally drop;D
12)all-i-can-eat-buffet-and-i-can-stay-as-long-as-i-want-at-that-place-as-well-as-unlimited-amount-of-my-fav-food-provided
13)help someone achieve someting big.
14)kill a fly. a bloody fly
or any other insects that have made my life really difficult. prefably cockroaches
15)tell my sibling and parents that i love them to bits although i have never really shown them that.
the end;D
its not really good/interesting.
since i was still indulging in self pity because i had to sit beside a guy
beside keng teck
luckily there is yingyan behind me and keith in the front.
or i can eat myself from the lack of bitching and talking.
sheesh.
MY PHONE IS BACK.
this is the test drive;D
of vivian.
and her mum thinks im a guy.
wow.
HA.
what it reads: sleeping beauty pencil cases that are fat(google search)
HAHA.
wtf
i have not tried googling that yet.
but how the hell can someone find my blog by typing-- THAT.
hilarious.
MY DEAR
shes uber cute.
uberuberuberuber cute.
the school looks worse than ever now.
its repainting.
oh dear.
is this cyber bullying?
i will tell u what the huge fuss on cyber bullying is on later.
AHA.
i kena cane=X
fine im lying.
this is what happens after we play the horn for a long time.
it looked like cane marks.
i remember while i was walking home at the mrt station.
two girls began pointing at my legs and whispering
"wah na me da le, still will get cane"
"ya lo, so poor thing."
then i was just like
wtf.
I COULD HEAR THEM.
dearies i could hear u idiots.
gosh.
during malay lesson.
yes we have malay lesson.
the only thing i remembered from that 1hr 10 mins is sama-sama.
it means welcome.
oh and bundan(something like this.)
it means gay;D
playing with the chinese dictionary.
皇病病
wahaha;D
wahaha;D
weihan one was funnier.
look.
i drew this.
cute not;DDD
*gloats*
fine.
fine.
it was iris who drew the face.
all i did was draw the body.
;D
this was in one of the trumpet's 'warmup books'
cannot really see it clearly la
but it shows a band playing their instruments(um..)
DAM NICE OK.
someone drew it.
can see all the different instruments clearly.
uber cool
ok now whats with the whole cyber bullying shit ar.
i admit im one of the bulliers;D
but i dont exactly do that now.
the last time i did that was when i was having some blog fight with my bro and cousin.
its more of self-defense actually.
extract(example):
i hate that bitch
blah she sucks
blah she eats
blah she sings
blah she has eyes
and from what cai laoshi said that day
teachers do read our blogs.
WHAT MAKES U THINK WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THE STUDENTS?
it might be you we were talking about.
it might be my parents.
it might be my teddy bear.
it might be a blade of grass.
it might even be...
MYSELF.
credits to max the bloody whore(oh my im cyber bullying again.)
credits to max the bloody whore(oh my im cyber bullying again.)
lol you even had the cheek to go
max:eh wanna see something not bitch. very chio one
me: what.
max: *sends this stupid picture to me via msn*
me: wtf u bloody whore. *bursts out laughing*
max:walao eh people draw so nice, u also never say thank you. screw you.
me: fck off la
max:still here :P
PS: this is how we address each other
PSS: this is how we talk
PSSS: we happen to be really good friends.
so tell me again, what makes u think it was some student we were talking about
(does not apply to people who used names, WHO IS SO STUPID ANYWAY.)
and i heard ostracising(sp?) someone is also counted as bullying.
wow.
i mean like would u want to talk to someone who is
eg.
smelly
sucks
attitudes u for no reason
etc.etc.
we were taught by our mamas' to stay away from such people.
gosh.
the end.
and school OFFICIALLY? starts tomorrow.
Labels: being lame
Sunday, June 22, 2008
