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Monday, May 7, 2007

http://jokediary.com/

found dis ol' so cool webbie. its cute and funny- read it if yur bored
an example of its 'rofl' kinda joke

There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private club. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:"Hello?""Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?""Yes.""Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It's Only $1,500! Can I buy it?""Well, OK, go ahead and get it if you like.""Thanks Sweetie. I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year...""What price did he quote you?""Only $60,000 ... ""OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.""Great! But before we hang up, something else... It might sound like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It's on sale! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beach front property.""How much are they asking?""Only $450,000 - a magnificent price...and I see that we have enough in the bank to cover the down payment.""Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?""OK, sweetie... Thanks! I'll see you later! I love you!""Bye. I love you too."The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap, and raises his hand and calls out:"Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

Monday, May 07, 2007