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Tuesday, April 24, 2007
letter to santa
A veryvery early letter to SANTA
Dear Santa Claus,
This year, I have been a very passive aggressive little TV watcher. I have sometimes cheated, and I have always helped my sister with their pyramid schemes. And I always say thank you, which makes me seem like I care, and so I deserve lots of blank checks this year!
Please bring all this stuff for me and the people in my life: For my mommy, please bring perfume. For my daddy, please bring a new topaz-studded ass plug. For my little brother, please bring a diaphragm. For my hampster, please bring a chew toy. Oh – and for my mail man, please bring some work ethic.
Now about me! Please bring me all of the Spongebob Squarepants toilet paper, and front row tickets to Eminem – plus backstage passes so I can get behind the scenes! Oh, and please don’t forget to bring my pony. But if you can’t, just remember that more than anything Santa, what I really really want is just $100,000,000!
Anyway, I hope you like the pudding I left out for you.
Love,Zzu zZu
PS: Please say Merry Christmas to Rudolph.
PPS: Oh yeah, and remember JOSEPH? He has been a really perverted dork all year long and doesn’t deserve any Christmas presents. So please don’t forget to put dog shit in his stocking. Thanks!Labels: being lame
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
Anzu
dino says
" can i have some of that cookie? "
young.happy.egotistic.
vain.superficial.
'nuff said
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