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Tuesday, April 24, 2007
newspaper report
name of newspaper: ZzU zZu's life
date: 23 april 2007, tuesday
headline: "IM CALLING THE POLICE..."
"i calling the police because tongtong made me sweat lyk HELL." dis is a quote from ms anzu ng todae. she started screaming the ass out of herself after she ran donno how many rounds around the indoor stadium. and aft dat her class which is 1c played captain's ball and her team won. aft the game when she was tying her shoelaces, jeremy her classmate which was in her captain's ball team asked her if she was in his team. den she freaked and yup she screamed she was gonna cal the police because jeremy is a huge retard. b4 dat she was buried under souce based questions which ms anzu ng tinks she sucks at.
during reccess, noticing the chicken rice stall queue is so long, she decided to go hungry and simply drink QOO.. denn she screams 'im calling the police cos the queue is so long" for no apparent reason. authorities are considering to accept her into the Institute of mental health. bt her family members tinks she should continue going to skl which she wun b able to do so if shes stuck in a mental hospital.
and aft skl she had biology lessons wif the teacher which might haf gone for some kind of changing gender plastic surgery or sumting cos he/she somehow looks lyk a boy bt acts totally lyk a girl. he claims his name is ms cheong and fucks 100 ppl in a day. quote from ms anzu ng when he said dat.." im calling the police cos thr is sum homosexual guy down here!" she was calmed down by her frens vigi, sarah, belinda, xinying, tricia and qianlin.
she had to go on wif the biology lessons if she did not want to fail her test so she sits on, trying to concentrate. den vg and belinda made her mad by sayin..... dis will nt be mentioned in dis report because ms anzu has her very own privacy.
the lesson went on well until ms cheong split dem up into groups and wanted dem to do either a pole dance or bar top dancing or humping or wadsoever. anzu was laughing the ass out of herself till ms cheong started to pole dance. den.. she screamed " im calling the police cos thr is a prostitute trying to be my bio teacher" just wad is the world turning into? don dey get enough money being prostitutes? why must dey still pose as bio teachers? dis is the unanswered questions of many.
and ms anzu decides to go home because she is so sick and tired of screaming " IM CALLING THE POLICE... BLAHBLAHBLAH~ " so there.
pls note dat authorities will take dis matter seriously and ms anzu will be dealt wif for calling for the police unnessaryly.Labels: school life
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
Anzu
dino says
" can i have some of that cookie? "
young.happy.egotistic.
vain.superficial.
'nuff said
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